Worth Two
Second-born of the twins, Worth Two was part of the notorious litter that was whelped in a punk-rock guitar case in the basement of Granny’s brothel. His black-and-white coat is made from a printed fleece that gives him a much softer touch than his older twin sister. Despite his scary exterior, Worth Two is actually a very accomplished snuggler who enjoys smooth jazz, easy listening, and Top-40 pop music.
Worth One is made from a custom printed wallpaper pattern by Rollout.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Printed fabric, Cotton
Second-born of the twins, Worth Two was part of the notorious litter that was whelped in a punk-rock guitar case in the basement of Granny’s brothel. His black-and-white coat is made from a printed fleece that gives him a much softer touch than his older twin sister. Despite his scary exterior, Worth Two is actually a very accomplished snuggler who enjoys smooth jazz, easy listening, and Top-40 pop music.
Worth One is made from a custom printed wallpaper pattern by Rollout.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Printed fabric, Cotton
Second-born of the twins, Worth Two was part of the notorious litter that was whelped in a punk-rock guitar case in the basement of Granny’s brothel. His black-and-white coat is made from a printed fleece that gives him a much softer touch than his older twin sister. Despite his scary exterior, Worth Two is actually a very accomplished snuggler who enjoys smooth jazz, easy listening, and Top-40 pop music.
Worth One is made from a custom printed wallpaper pattern by Rollout.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Printed fabric, Cotton