Worth One
First-born of the twins, Worth One was part of the notorious litter that was whelped in a punk-rock guitar case in the basement of Granny’s brothel. Her black-and-white exterior is made from a durable printed canvas with a smooth, no-nonsense texture. Worth One can sometimes be heard howling in a local Scream-o band, where she rants about human politics, stale kibble, and rolling in the mud.
Worth One is made from a custom printed wallpaper pattern by Rollout.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Printed fabric, Cotton
First-born of the twins, Worth One was part of the notorious litter that was whelped in a punk-rock guitar case in the basement of Granny’s brothel. Her black-and-white exterior is made from a durable printed canvas with a smooth, no-nonsense texture. Worth One can sometimes be heard howling in a local Scream-o band, where she rants about human politics, stale kibble, and rolling in the mud.
Worth One is made from a custom printed wallpaper pattern by Rollout.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Printed fabric, Cotton
First-born of the twins, Worth One was part of the notorious litter that was whelped in a punk-rock guitar case in the basement of Granny’s brothel. Her black-and-white exterior is made from a durable printed canvas with a smooth, no-nonsense texture. Worth One can sometimes be heard howling in a local Scream-o band, where she rants about human politics, stale kibble, and rolling in the mud.
Worth One is made from a custom printed wallpaper pattern by Rollout.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Printed fabric, Cotton