Squeaker Two
That facial scruff you see on Squeaker Two’s muzzle is a key aspect of his self-styled image. It’s part of an elaborate act in which he tries to project rebelliousness and hard-edged criminality. But the illusion of tuffness inevitably falls apart the moment he opens his mouth to Yap. Like his sister, Squeaker Two hails from a long line of champion show-dawgs. Whereas she’s always happy to Yap endlessly about her blue-blooded pedigree, Squeaker Two prefers not to talk about it, since it further undermines his street-cred as a tuff.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Twill, Cotton
That facial scruff you see on Squeaker Two’s muzzle is a key aspect of his self-styled image. It’s part of an elaborate act in which he tries to project rebelliousness and hard-edged criminality. But the illusion of tuffness inevitably falls apart the moment he opens his mouth to Yap. Like his sister, Squeaker Two hails from a long line of champion show-dawgs. Whereas she’s always happy to Yap endlessly about her blue-blooded pedigree, Squeaker Two prefers not to talk about it, since it further undermines his street-cred as a tuff.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Twill, Cotton
That facial scruff you see on Squeaker Two’s muzzle is a key aspect of his self-styled image. It’s part of an elaborate act in which he tries to project rebelliousness and hard-edged criminality. But the illusion of tuffness inevitably falls apart the moment he opens his mouth to Yap. Like his sister, Squeaker Two hails from a long line of champion show-dawgs. Whereas she’s always happy to Yap endlessly about her blue-blooded pedigree, Squeaker Two prefers not to talk about it, since it further undermines his street-cred as a tuff.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Twill, Cotton