Smokey
Smokey sometimes gets nostalgic for the good-ole-days when marijuana was only available from the black market: “I hate paying sales-tax on my dope,” he whines. Despite this setback to his underground image, Smokey’s durable and dark denim exterior is still super-cool. It’s also a really useful camouflage to hide from the municipal dog-catchers who are constantly prowling his paranoid imagination.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Denim, Cotton
Smokey sometimes gets nostalgic for the good-ole-days when marijuana was only available from the black market: “I hate paying sales-tax on my dope,” he whines. Despite this setback to his underground image, Smokey’s durable and dark denim exterior is still super-cool. It’s also a really useful camouflage to hide from the municipal dog-catchers who are constantly prowling his paranoid imagination.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Denim, Cotton
Smokey sometimes gets nostalgic for the good-ole-days when marijuana was only available from the black market: “I hate paying sales-tax on my dope,” he whines. Despite this setback to his underground image, Smokey’s durable and dark denim exterior is still super-cool. It’s also a really useful camouflage to hide from the municipal dog-catchers who are constantly prowling his paranoid imagination.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Denim, Cotton