Kizme
Never shy about whimpering for exactly what she wants, Kizme won’t hesitate to get up in your face and just start licking. If you push her away, she’ll take a brief time-out at the water bowl before coming back for more jowl-dripping love. Kizme doesn’t restrict her politics only to her sleeve, because that would be far too subtle. Instead, Kizme tattoos her politics all over her body. And her politics are pretty simple: “Let’s not fight. Let’s just cuddle. Kiss me.”
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Synthetic Fleece, Cotton
Never shy about whimpering for exactly what she wants, Kizme won’t hesitate to get up in your face and just start licking. If you push her away, she’ll take a brief time-out at the water bowl before coming back for more jowl-dripping love. Kizme doesn’t restrict her politics only to her sleeve, because that would be far too subtle. Instead, Kizme tattoos her politics all over her body. And her politics are pretty simple: “Let’s not fight. Let’s just cuddle. Kiss me.”
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Synthetic Fleece, Cotton
Never shy about whimpering for exactly what she wants, Kizme won’t hesitate to get up in your face and just start licking. If you push her away, she’ll take a brief time-out at the water bowl before coming back for more jowl-dripping love. Kizme doesn’t restrict her politics only to her sleeve, because that would be far too subtle. Instead, Kizme tattoos her politics all over her body. And her politics are pretty simple: “Let’s not fight. Let’s just cuddle. Kiss me.”
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Synthetic Fleece, Cotton