FlapJill
FlapJill is different from her brother in two important ways. Whereas FlapJack needs a morning coffee to get his day started, FlapJill won’t go near a chainsaw until she’s put on some lipstick. The second difference is her willingness to work constructively with the squirrel community rather than simply chasing it around the forest. With her reclaimed red & black flannel coat and her no-nonsense approach to contract negotiation, FlapJill’s tuffness is far more sensitive and nuanced than the others in her pack.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Synthetic buffalo plaid fabric, Cotton
FlapJill is different from her brother in two important ways. Whereas FlapJack needs a morning coffee to get his day started, FlapJill won’t go near a chainsaw until she’s put on some lipstick. The second difference is her willingness to work constructively with the squirrel community rather than simply chasing it around the forest. With her reclaimed red & black flannel coat and her no-nonsense approach to contract negotiation, FlapJill’s tuffness is far more sensitive and nuanced than the others in her pack.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Synthetic buffalo plaid fabric, Cotton
FlapJill is different from her brother in two important ways. Whereas FlapJack needs a morning coffee to get his day started, FlapJill won’t go near a chainsaw until she’s put on some lipstick. The second difference is her willingness to work constructively with the squirrel community rather than simply chasing it around the forest. With her reclaimed red & black flannel coat and her no-nonsense approach to contract negotiation, FlapJill’s tuffness is far more sensitive and nuanced than the others in her pack.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
Size: 10” x 8.5”
Material: Synthetic buffalo plaid fabric, Cotton