Curtis
You’d be forgiven for thinking that Curtis is an actual pirate. Make no mistake: this is just cosplay. The fact is, Curtis is a straight-laced, no-nonsense accountant, and spends most of his time on the phone arguing with government tax collectors about the many business write-offs that he and the Tuffs are trying to claim. After a hard day at the office, Curtis will come home, grab a quick bite, “leather up,” and login to his favourite kink sites for an evening of flirtatious chit-chat and pic trading.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
You’d be forgiven for thinking that Curtis is an actual pirate. Make no mistake: this is just cosplay. The fact is, Curtis is a straight-laced, no-nonsense accountant, and spends most of his time on the phone arguing with government tax collectors about the many business write-offs that he and the Tuffs are trying to claim. After a hard day at the office, Curtis will come home, grab a quick bite, “leather up,” and login to his favourite kink sites for an evening of flirtatious chit-chat and pic trading.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.
You’d be forgiven for thinking that Curtis is an actual pirate. Make no mistake: this is just cosplay. The fact is, Curtis is a straight-laced, no-nonsense accountant, and spends most of his time on the phone arguing with government tax collectors about the many business write-offs that he and the Tuffs are trying to claim. After a hard day at the office, Curtis will come home, grab a quick bite, “leather up,” and login to his favourite kink sites for an evening of flirtatious chit-chat and pic trading.
Tuffs are stitched and stuffed by hand, so expect slight variations from the mug shots you see here. Unique personalities are a good thing.
When you post bail for your Tuff, it will arrive with secure packaging and deep gratitude. Feed it promptly, because it will be hungry.
Supervision is recommended when introducing a Tuff to your real-life dog, whose sharp teeth and stubborn tenacity may one day finally overcome your toy’s will to live. “Tuff” is not a synonym for “indestructible,” or a guarantee of immortality. Rather, “Tuff” is an attitude; a state of mind.